Saturday, November 14, 2009

Nuke 'em all & a step in the right direction




I. NUKE THEM ALL
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As I watch college football this fine Saturday, I cannot help but think all would be harmonious if it were not for a particular part of the world.



Just when we thought all was well, people from this part of the world have found a way to stir up shit and disrupt the cosmic order.

It's not just recently that people from this part of the world have been stirring up shit, it seems they have been at it for at least a decade.



They have been bitching about how they are not treated fairly, how they are getting short changed when the world has been more than generous to them. That is why I propose NUKING the fuck out of.............................................
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BOISE STATE!

Boise state is a piece of shit college football team that does not deserve to be in "the conversation" for the national title. First, they only play barber colleges. Second, Blue fields suck. Football is played on a GREEN field. Not even in Kentucky do they play on Blue fields.
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Finally, "Boise State" is not a name for a school. There is "Ohio State" "Florida State" and "Michigan State" because Ohio, Florida, and Michigan are states. Boise is a piece of shit town in Idaho, not a state.
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So I say we say fuck off to Boise State and nuke the fuck out of them.

II. Fort Hood Shootings, A Step in the Right Direction
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The media has said that the Fort Hood shootings threaten to trouble relations between America and Muslims, and Americans at large and Muslim-Americans. I say the shootings were actually a step in the right direction.
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When I say a step in the right direction, I mean a step in the right direction and not a solution to the problem or an ideal state of affairs. For example, if somebody has a heart attack and needs emergency bypass surgery, getting that person into an ambulance is a step in the right direction, even though that person still needs a whole lot of medical treatment and is still in a precarious situation.
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Hassan's actions in Fort Hood were a step in the right direction in mending relations between Muslims and the West. You see, Hassan targeted soldiers on a military installation to advance the cause of Islam. He did not attack an office building full of office workers, a plane full of tourists, or a coffee shop full of mothers and children. He attacked a military target.
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If the US had reason to believe a bunch of Taliban soldiers were in a building, it would send a cruise missile to that building ASAFP. The US is not a "terrorist" when it acts in this way, even if its information is sometimes flawed. Here Hassan knew a bunch of US soldiers, who were getting ready to go to war, were congregated in a building and he attacked the target.
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This attack is a step in the right direction because it might encourage Islamic terrorists to target military installations rather than civilian targets. If this shooting sets a trend, non-Muslims might start treating Muslims better. Non-Muslims might be a little more at ease if they see a "scary-looking" Muslim in the airport because they might figure he is off to attack an Army base, not a passenger jet. This in turn, may lead to better relations between Muslims and non-Muslims.
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So, what do you think?

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