Save the Porn Forest and People that have let us down!

I. Save The Porn Forest
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When it comes to logging, there are three camps. You have your greedy loggers who want to cut down every tree in the forest. They do not seem to appreciate the forest too much and love wood and wood products. You have your extreme environmentalists who want to ban all logging. They love the forest, but they do not seem to care for wood or things made from wood like furniture and paper.

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Then there are the rest of us. We like wood products and we like the forest. We want there to be some healthy middle ground where loggers can go ahead and cut down some trees in a way that preserves the forest.

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When it comes to porn, the porn forest is in danger. There are three camps when it comes to porn. There are people who hate all pornography and there are people who want to create and/or view as much pornography as possible. Unfortunately, the middle camp is silent and needs to speak up to save the porn forest.

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I am in the middle camp. I am no prude. I like looking at tits and ass as much as the next guy. But that is the thing...I like looking at tits and ass. I don't need to see a chick eat her own vomit while getting fucked by a horse. I don't need to see some dude taking a shit in a chick's mouth while 20 different dudes are stuffing their cocks in her ass.

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You see, the porn forest is in danger. We have been over-titilated. 15 years ago, most guys could get off by looking at Playboy. I felt really ashamed of myself if I looked at something "smutty" like Hustler. Today, a ten year old will get teased by his friends if Hustler is the most hardcore porn he has ever seen.

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I think we need to save the porn forest to preserve it for future generations. We need to prevent over-logging. Perhaps we need to find a way to limit, but not eliminate the porn on the web. That way, teenagers can get sexually aroused by looking at pictures of big boobs like they are supposed to. If we do not act, the results could be disastrous. People's libidio's will be warped.

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I remember as an adolescent watching the Spice Channel at a friend's house with a group of friends which included some girls my age. The boys found it arousing, the girls viewed it with a mixture of curiosity and disgust. I could imagine some of the girl's thinking, "Will my boyfriend want me to do that?" Where that meant contorting her body in some weird way like putting her ankles over her head or sucking some guys cock.

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Today, I am pretty sure there are some adolescent girls looking at today's porn with the same disgust and curiosity. Unfortunately, when the think "Will my boyfriend want me to do that?" That is much worse than sucking a cock or putting your ankles over your head.
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II. People who have let us down

Some people feel they were "let down" by Tiger Woods. Unless these people paid money to see Tiger play in that tournament he backed out of, they were not "let down." Tiger may have let down his wife, his kids, or even some of his mistresses. He did not let down his fans.

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Tiger Woods is a golfer. He has endorsed golf clubs, cars, razors, and consulting firms. He has never endorsed monogamy. If we are to feel cheated, we should be upset that the car he crashed was not a buick.

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That being said, some prominant people have let us down.

Rappers and rap music has let us down. Rap had a certain purity to it when it was about smoking weed, slapping bitches, and shooting people. It has gone from "Fuck the Police" to "Buy this cell phone."
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Ice Cube in particular has been the biggest let down. He went from the brashest "Nigga With Attitude" to doing Disney Films where he plays the hapless dad that allows his kids to kick him in the nuts.
Tim Tebow is a future let down. This fucker lacks integrity. People applauded him for staying an extra year at Florida. I did not. If he had integrity he would say, "I decided to stay an extra year at Florida because I know my skill set will not translate well to the NFL. I would much rather be the big man on campus here and get the lion's share of sweet Floridian freshman pussy than be a second stringer in some shit hole like Buffalo."
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Your probably saying, Tebow is not getting any sweet freshman pussy, he is a devout Christian and a virgin. This should raise red flags. Devout Christians are not supposed to use steroids, yet Tebow can bench press more than his offensive linemen....you do the math. As far as his sexuality goes...let us just say that I am finding it hard to believe that Tebow is turning away all that awesome college trim so he can marry some Pastor's daughter. Perhaps Tebow is good at making those jump passes because his loafers are light.
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Anyway, Tebow is a let down ready to happen.