I decided to start this off with a couple of Chuck Norris Jokes
Perez Hilton and Chuck Norris get into a fist fight. Perez Hilton winds up with 3rd degree burns because Chuck Norris is a flaming faggot.
In all seriousness, I cannot fathom why Chuck Norris of all people would be considerred the baddest fucker alive. His films suck and there are a million people out there who could beat him in a fight. I thought I would propose some alternative badasses.