Swine Flu....Who gives a fuck
Of greatest concern to Americans is not the swine flu, but buffalo ass. Millions of perfectly serviceable vaginas are ruined in America each year because they are attached to a buffalo ass. The only known treatments are (1) diet and exercise and (2) copious amounts of beer.
Give wirldzlamest some love
I am going to switch gears a bit. Right now I am going to act like a 3oo pound, 42 year old woman with 3 kids and a case of herpes on craigslist...I am going to ask people on the internet for a little love.
Please let me know I have an audience and hit me back. Let me know what you like and what you hate, so I can make this blog a little less lame. I am really interested to see if anybody is out there.