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Today's post is about dying. People normally think dying is a bad thing. Most people want to live for a very long time. Dying, especially dying before you get to old, is a good thing.



If Jimi Hendrix were alive today, he would probably be 40 lbs. overweight and opening for the Doobie Brothers at some shitty Indian Casino. He would probably refuse to play "Purple Haze" or "Hey Joe" and insist on playing his new stuff.

Mick Jagger is a rock star that should have died 30 years ago. I know the Stones still sell out arenas, but the only people that think Mick Jagger still "has it" are pudgy, balding middle aged guys who would like to fuck their secretaries.

Miley Cirus should probably die soon, too. I know she is very young, but if she is allowed to progress any further, she will end up like.......
You see dying is not to be feared, dying at the wrong time is to be feared. We all know it sucks to die young, but it might suck even more to die old. You see, dying is another one of life's milestones like graduating school or getting married. If you wait too long, all your friends will have passed you by, making you feel all alone and childish.
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We all knew that guy that took six years to finish college or was still single at the age of 50. That son of a bitch was miserable and lonely, not prolonging the party. Similarly, people who are pushing 90 or 100 are like 6th year seniors in college or 50 year old bachelors. They need to grow up, move on, and get a life...by dying.
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